Manny Ramirez, Meet My Fist

Manny Ramirez, world class douche, turned down a one year $25 million contract offer from the Dodgers. Part of the reason is because he wants a multi-year deal...but then it's mostly money...because they already offered him a 3-year/$60million deal. And Lord knows in today's economy, $20million a year just isn't enough to live on. I can see why he turned it down.

It must be nice to be in a position where you can turn down $25million to do your job 30% of the time. What exactly do baseball players do to deserve that much money? It's ridiculous! I mean, all of professional sports has gotten out of hand with the pay days, but baseball is the worst offender. $25million for a year of playing a game? Really? Half the time they're sitting on a bench or picking grass in the outfield. I can do that! And I won't turn down a $25million offer either! So, you know, Dodgers...go ahead and give me a call. Granted, I won't be able to pull off the hitting the ball 30% of the time thing...unless they pitch underhand...if we can arrange that, we're all set. Maybe I could be a pinch runner. I'll take a pay cut.

People like Manny Ramirez need to be slapped across the face with a trout. Lazy, greedy, egomaniacal bastards. That's all they are. Jerks.

Darn. I hate when I stay on topic the entire time...

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In case anyone was wondering why I hate people, this is a prime example. Gas prices have just recently been officially labeled as "too high" because Mr. Poor Rich Celebrity With His Own Private Jet (name has been changed to protect identity) has to fly coach on American Airlines. Hey douchebag, I can't even afford a ticket on American Airlines. I have to fly Southwest and hope that I print my ticket in time to get a seat. I stress about paying more than $5 for lunch. But no no. You're right. We should be concerned about the fact that you can't fly in your private jet anymore because gas prices are just too high. Oh by the way, it was very nice of you to ask all the countries with oil to send it to you. Very thoughtful of you. Way to look out for everyone else. Douche.